I'm "watching" this movie because I think some dude shits an alien.

[jaej]

Yay, sick day. After having three panic attacks last night and feeling like I swallowed a pinecone or maybe even an extra bristly porcupine that was hellbent on wrestling its way through my intestines or whatevz this morning, I decided to just suck it up and call out. It hasn't been terrible, not gonna lie. I got to catch up on zombie lane and cruise through Tumblr for sparkly rainbow pics and kpop faggotry and watch some things on the Netflix while lounging with the cats. I'm trying to watch Dreamcatcher because I vaguely remember some dude shitting out an alien? Maybe I hallucinated? Whatever, I'm watching it to remember if that actually happens and how he ended up doing it. This movie is so fucking boring omg.

Almost as boring as Gaga's latest singles amirite? I thought I might be excited about "Judas" because really, nothing can be as bad as "Born This Way" and it's not but jfc. These are pretty much accurate representations of how I feel about Gaga right now:







At least the video had hot!Jesus and a guy pouring beer on her ass, I guess.

Comments

[dioscuri]

I LOVE BOTH OF THOSE GIFS.

I love that a guy totally does shit an alien because I had not known that ever happened in any movie ever and now I do.

Gaga I am still so disappoint wtf

[jaej]

ME TOO. THEY ARE SOME OF THE GREATEST.

Lots of people shit out an alien apparently because that is how the alien worm babies roll. Also, in the end, some retard was actually an alien all along and saves the world by merging with the bad alien and exploding each other. Lame.

Me too :/